Facepalm

I had a facepalm moment today...

I had just text Mr. Bumblebee when the house phone rang. I assumed it was him. This is how the conversation went:

Me (in a sexy voice): Hey sexy...
Him: Ma'am?
Me: Oh....um....hi?
Him: You just gave me the perfect lead into my spiel (he's holding in his laugh as he says this, I can tell)
Me: Ok...let's hear it.
Him: This is Cox Communications and I'm here to offer you two months of free caller id....and honey, you need it.
Me: Sign me up.

Oye.